[x] You are male.
[x] You would prefer being male.
[x] You don't wear makeup.
[/] You love sports. (I'll put a half of a cross here, I love certain sports.)
[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE. (Are Team Fortress 2 and Steam not manly enough?)
[ ] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard etc.
[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
[ ] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child. (Nope, always wanted to do something out-of-the-box.)
[x] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books. (Except for that last one.)
[ ] You like violent music.
[ ] You don't care how you smell.
[ ] You look up to male role-models. (I don't really have role models.)
[x] You can relate to guy logic. (It's the only logic I know ^^')
[ ] You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc.
[ ] You like baggy clothes. (I used to, but not anymore.)
[X] You're like a well.
[x] You love memes. (I do! Why does everyone else hate them? Especially memes like this one!)
[x] You like big dogs.
[x] Fedoras are cool. (Yeah, but sailor caps are even cooler!)
[x] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works. (Practicality FTW!)
[ ] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.
[x] You sit with your legs apart. (All in moderation, though ^^')
[x] You don't understand women.
[x] You rarely cry in front of people.
[ ] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it. (I'd rather talk them out of it.)
[x] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, etc. (Not as tools of fighting outside of video games, but for their design and concepts.)
[x] You hold doors for women/disabled. (And my girlfriend complains about it ^^')
[ ] You brag about how much you can bench.
[x] You have facial/chest hair.
[x] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.
[ ] You are female
[ ] You would prefer being female.
[ ] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, ect.
[x] You wish you were thinner.
[ ] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon. (I don't, but I wish I did play Kingdom Hearts. But alas, Smash Bros is here.)
[ ] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect.
[ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, ect.
[ ] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child.
[ ] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute. (Well, I do listen to J-Pop from time to time.)
[X] You are very self-conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet. (That depends on who that "bitch" is.)
[ ] You look up to female role-models.
[ ] You can relate to other women.
[ ] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect.
[ ] You like cute clothes.
[ ] You love a nicely laced corset.
[ ] You love to dye your hair.
[x] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything.
[ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.
[x] You worry you'll never settle down and have children. (Not as much as most, but I still do.)
[ ] You cross your legs and have good posture.
[ ] The male brain is a mystery.
[x] You don't mind letting your feelings out. (But I usually do that in private.)
[ ] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.
[ ] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with your bare hands.
[ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.
[ ] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles.
[ ] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over. (Nah, I'm a jerk whenever someone provokes me enough.)
[x] You love cute little animals. (Aww, look at the widdle wabbit!)
[x] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed. (Hey, they're fancy s sh*it!)